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The word "monkey" is a common term used to refer to any member of the order of the Primates, except for apes, gibbons, and humans. Monkeys live in tropical forests, where they are arboreal and move around on all four limbs. These limbs are used primarily in the monkey's never-ending quest to eat bananas.


The Love Monkey hard at work playing cupid.
Monkeys have large brains. This trait is common to all primates, including the author. Monkeys probably do not use their brains as much as humans do, as evidenced by the fact that monkeys are always engaged in silly antics. For instance, monkeys like to cram themselves into a large barrel at the circus and then jump out. This is probably the origin of the phrase "more fun than a barrel of monkeys."


Brad Pitt isn't a monkey. But he was in the 1995 Oscar-nominated film 12 Monkeys.


There are two main evolutionary lines of modern monkeys: those of the Old World tropics and those of the New World tropics. The Old School monkeys are called the Catarrhines and include such subgroups as the Cercopithecidae, which means "monkeys with cheek pouches." The New School monkeys, by contrast, consist of other subgroups which also have interesting and hard to pronounce names.

Monkeys do not have an opposable thumb. Many scientists believe this is why they were not able to invent fire the way that humans did. Without fire, monkeys have been unable to start civilizations and colonize other planets. This may change in the 21st century, however, when monkeys are expected to begin harnessing atomic energy.

When walking around on the ground, monkeys exhibit the plantigrade style of locomotion, in which the entire sole of the foot is pressed flat against the ground during each step. Monkeys are capable of sitting upright, and, on occasion, even standing erect on two legs. This is significant because it frees up their hands to manipulate objects such as bananas.

A very cute monkey.